My husband does the exact same thing! He calls nearly every morning minutes after leaving the garage. One day, just to be cute, I picked up the phone and, in my most breathy voice, said, "Perfect timing, my husband just left." And he said, "Uuhhh this IS your husband." I was laughing so hard I fell off the sofa. He did NOT think it was funny. That'll teach him......
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same."
"The ultimate aim of karate lies not in victory or defeat but in the true perfection of one's character."
Okay, not to ruin the relaxing atmosphere or get away from the topic of ham sandwiches(are there any left?), but I need to vent.
My husband leaves for work this morning, then calls me on his cell phone to tell me that the spruces in front of the house look sickly and need to be treated for spider mites. Like I hadn't noticed the giant brown spots! Plus, he has functioning hands and can read, so why do I have to mix the chemical concoction to do this? Oh yeah, and it's raining, I'm dressed for work and need to get to the school to make popcorn for 7 classrooms for the field day treat, then go to work, then set up for a book exchange, then take our daughter to gymnastics, fix supper, and get our son to his baseball game! If I could have reached my hands through that phone line.......
Ok, I'm going to put my feet up, have a glass of coke-a-cola and wish I had a ham sandwich. I'll have to settle for popcorn. How do some of these topics get so far off track? At least it was cooler today with some rain.
