I've only seen three episodes of Idol this season. If that Sanjaya kid sticks around much longer I won't be watching anymore. Somebody slap all those 12year old girls who keep voting to keep him!

Well, enough of the break, I must get back to my favorite work assignment-IT. If there was a hammer in this office I'd be pounding some equipment and maybe even the picky people who are using them.

LUV, it looks like we're gonna need another batch of those jumbo margarita's. Taxes, flower destroying dogs, cats, American Idol .....

I just clicked on American Idol for background noise. I haven't watched this season at all. Are these really the top contestants. I guess I haven't missed anything.

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

Should five percent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

(If you drive a car car) I'll tax the street
(If you try to sit sit) I'll tax your seat
(If you get too cold cold) I'll tax the heat
(If you take a walk walk) I'll tax your feet

Taxman!

'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

Don't ask me what I want it for
(Ah, ah, Mr. Wilson)
If you don't want to pay some more
(Ah, ah, Mr. Heath)
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

Now my advise for those who die
(Taxman!)
Declare the pennies on your eyes
(Taxman!)

'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

And you're working for no one, but me
(Taxman!)



~Stevie Ray Vaughn (Beatles Original song)

DOGS...DOGS...you wanna talk DOGS...better yet...you want two boxers. Today I came home to find the tax return I pay big bucks to have done...delivered by fedex, left on the doorstep and subsequently torn open and distributed all over my 3.5 acre property by the ding dang DOGS. Now EVERYONE hates the tax man...but consider the irony of tramping across all that ground only to find the piece of paper that tells you that you OWE the IRS BIG MONEY!!!!
Maybe I'll just ship the boxers in with my check...that'll teach 'em.

Whew.... I'm glad I'm not the only "pie for breakfast" person in the room.

Scotts - good to see you. It's been awhile! Sorry about your flower beds. My last neighbor's dog loved coming over and rolling in the fresh dirt every Spring. It was hard to get mad at her because she was so sweet. Besides, the neat freaks were so upset at their baby coming home dirty that they stopped it simply so they could keep their own house clean. Oh well, at least it kept her out of my beds! And, YES Scotts, slinging a toddler around all day counts as exercise - cardio, weights, everything!

I LOVE my cats but I know my neighbors don't so I keep them in. Nothing's worse than taking your toddler out to play in your sandbox only to find out the local cats are using it for a litter box. Some fun that is...

Silver - my bracelets haven't come in yet so I'm free to grumble for a little while longer. I guess the minister of that church was on Oprah yesterday but I missed it.

ooooo, Burger King has a new, sinful iced coffee drink: Mocha Joe. You can taste a whole day's worth of sugar in the first sip. It's my new best friend.

Dogs ... where to start! If your dog loves to dig chances are any outside kennel will need to have a hard surface otherwise the dogs will dig for freedom. Our family is currently in the throws of getting another dog. Decisions - decisions. Oh and did I mention the $ for the breeders. They say they don't do it for the money ... right ... then stop charging so much for the darn things!
Pie for breakfast is the best ~ you have all day to work it off! As I type I have a triple berry pie with whipped cream awaiting my arrival.
All that complaining going on I hope everyone remembered to switch their purple complaint free world arm bands to the other arm!
Notice I had to change mine during the dog rant above.