Ok,I've been at the lake. I'm waiting anxiously for my boys to go back to school the day after labor day. My youngest starts preschool. Yikes!! I'll probably cry, too.

Demoral makes my head all schwimmer all around tje room, dont throew out your back and wait three days then go to te Dr. (makes wife made) (might make it worse) Dr. Dr signing out

I know PTOCES it is practically dead on here. Well, I am heading to the pool and then we're on vacation next week, so I'll have to play catch up when I come back!

Maybe I'll research raindances and the kids and I can practice them next week. I wouldn't even care if it rained my whole vacation-we need it that bad!

It seems odd to sign on here and there's nothing much happening. I know that ya'll could not possibly be outside in the awful heat.

School starts on July 31st...my little one starts this year. Will I cry...yeah probably, even though he's going to be in a great class and I like the teacher. Open house for Kinder is July 27th.

Have a good weekend! Stay cool & pray for rain.

A Woman Who Reads

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies.
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the woman.
"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.

Moral of this story: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think

I just had to post this because I have had a hard past few days...I thought you could all use a great laugh!

Are ya havin' a Bad Day????

Well, then, consider this...............................
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on
Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the
supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred
around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to
investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and
nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible
phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crossses, prayer books, and
other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Pesa, the part-time Sunday sweeper,
Entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the
vacuum cleaner.

Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in
Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved
animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from
onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????

Joanne came home to find her husband Peter in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current,
she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up
to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having a Bad Day????

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a
slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and
escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters
were trampled to death.

What?? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It
came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb,

He opened it and was blown to bits. There now, feeling better??