Saw a cute one the other day...a little girl was trying to open a motrin bottle and the mom said "Here let me do it". The mom proceeded to open the bottle effortlessly and when the child looked puzzled the mom said "It has a child proof cap". Without missing a beat the little girl looked at the bottle and said "how did it know I was the child?"....

all of my friends and their friends and their... well you know- they all have my email address now and I get about 10 a day. Fun to share too!

Where do you guys come up with these things? They're really cool! :cool:

This one is FUNNY too!!!!
EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, But can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha- Ha!!! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...And while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push he keeps trying!

since youre onto jokes, here is one i like:

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." Author Unknown

TOO FUNNY!!!! Just got this via email....

Even GOD enjoys a good laugh!...

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel.
3 He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. His Mother was sure, He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. (s)He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. (s)He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when (s)He was dead, (s)He had to get up because there was work to do.

AMEN