Replace the word philospher with IRONER.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates

And for you health conscious drinkers out there:

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all your essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. -- Alex Levine

The once was gal from Tennessee
Who had a husband who just couldnt see
That those creases were far from ugly

His pants were hung out to dry
Now because of his inconsiderate thoughts
he'll be making a drop at the corner laundry

a word 2 the wise if you dont like the crease
just do it yourself, keep your trap shut
and each will sleep well
with their own inner peace

[ 08-14-2006, 02:05 AM: Message edited by: Shawn ]

One of the first rules I laid down when my husband and I got married was "If you don't like how I do it, do it yourself or don't complain" and it goes both ways. SO basically if I don't like how much oregano he puts in the sauce I say, "I'd like a shot at the sauce next time" or if he doesn't like how I organized his desk (and the 10 perimeter feet of junk around it) he says "Send me an email when you are going to do this again so I can supervise."
We got married right after I took a human growth and development class and I just tried to analyze who we are a bit and apply it to us. Basically, when we try not to say negative things (and you can tell) it's kinda funny and doesn't seem like criticism.
By the way, last time I cleaned his desk, he decided not to "supervise" again because I made him do WORK!!!!
I know that won't work for everyone but people who see the "positive forces" at work either think we are really civilized or totally batty. You all must come see!!! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ironing tips

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If he doenst like the creases, have him pay for dry cleaner services. he has a choice. LOL!!!

ya'll are cracking me up! aOK you are terrific! Maybe I should crack my C2. Oh, nevermind, my hubby wouldn't lift a finger and things would pile higher. Sorry, I am peeve. Been doing laundry all day and no one else wants to lift a finger to help. Then I get yelled out because the *&^% pants that I just hung to dry didn't get hung quite right. The crease was messed up. AGH - "DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY" I am officially on strike.