Sometimes my kids come up with some off the wall stuff, and I'm sure yours do too. I just had to share something that my 7 y/o daughter said the other day when I told her to get ready for school. She had PE that day so she had to wear her tennies instead of sandals. You have to understand that Erika HATES to wear socks, but I told her she had to anyway. Her response was, "But MMMOOOOOOMMMMM! Socks CHOKE my TOES!"
OK...if you don't find this as amusing as I do, it's probably because you don't know Erika, but I thought it was hilarious.