On the more humorus side I have this top 10 resons to get involved list. We use it on the back of our PTO brochures that go home at the beginning of the year. I have seen this in various forms.
Top 10 Reasons To Volunteer
10.The pay won*t put you in a higher tax bracket!
9. Your family would be proud of you.
8. You can put off doing your housework for a few hours.
7. It doesn't matter what skills you have. We need them all!
6. No one has ever proved that sleep deprivation causes permanent damage.
5. At some point you will probably get free pizza & soda.
4. You won't be home for the kids/spouse to nag you for this or that.
3. You don't have to worry about how you will spend your paychecks.
2. When you stay home you get too many telemarketing calls anyway.