Nonsequitur--As always, you are anything
BUT!!! I particularly like the United Way semi idea. The only reason summer was suggested is because our school has quite a few fundraisers going on besides the new playground (8th grade final dance, PTA, 6th grade camping trip etcetera), and we (a volunteers association who is right now only supposed to be raising monies for the new playground) were asked to interfere as little as possible. Our PTA doesn't handle those types of issues, and it's left to our principal to organize all that.

Earth Day is a good idea though, and I'm sure our BOE would like that angle.
The thievery I'm familiar with. I had people stealing broken toys, pot lids, it was unbelievable. I figured the pricing would be generic--large signs at each grouping of items, with a pricelist at the register, unless something was marked.
We can't get a gaming license until we have a year's worth of finances to show the gaming commission here in Jersey, so any "games of chance" fundraisers are out. There are plenty of "non gaming" fundraisers out there, but we're just trying to find the biggest money makers that don't need a gaming license.