When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Elayne Boosler
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often." Oliver Hereford
<font size=""1""><font color="#"black"">Liberalism is not an affilation its a curable disease. </font></font><br /><br><font color="#"gray"">~Wisdom of Shawnshuefus</font><br /><br><font color="#"blue""><font size=""1"">The punishment which the wise suffer, who refuse to take part in government, is...
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?" Rita Rudner
"Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of most women. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses." Ivern Boyett
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend. Unknown
<font size=""1""><font color="#"black"">Liberalism is not an affilation its a curable disease. </font></font><br /><br><font color="#"gray"">~Wisdom of Shawnshuefus</font><br /><br><font color="#"blue""><font size=""1"">The punishment which the wise suffer, who refuse to take part in government, is...
OH my god thats funny Not that I would do it, but its funny!!!!
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<br>"People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse the privelege."
